- jade
- 1. (Jade) (1343↑, 383↓)Jade is this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend.
my bestest friend is soo jade.
Author: newyorkgirl1995 http://jade.urbanup.com/41555402. (Jade) (703↑, 297↓)Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.gosh Jade is just so dam Jade Pretty
Author: _Lennnnny__ http://jade.urbanup.com/39202713. (jade) (704↑, 417↓)that a complete babe, whos knickers you want inmmmh... look at her, what a jade\!
Author: conor_ http://jade.urbanup.com/25907234. (Jade) (537↑, 280↓)Jade is a generally green semi precious gemstone and as well as being a colour (Hex: 558A84 RGB: 85,138,132.) It is also the best name for a female (of any species) The name Jade is best suited to someone with dark hair and tends to conjure up an oriental feel (mmm... sounds hot)The love of my life, My reason for existence; All my dreams come true, I offer no resistance. Bad poetry will I write, far past the end of time; my drink of choice is vodka, with soda, lemon and lime. Life is hard, I must admit my despair I am in love, all should be so sweet What is so right cannot be wrong I love you Note: it is the authors opinion that poetry does not have to rhyme. This point is especially valid when the poetry in question is of such a poor standard as is the case above. However; this is of no importance as I love Jade and I will continue to regardless of everything Jade is [Sweetness] Tracey is a [Bogan] I am and have always been [The lowest priority]
Author: Luke Warm http://jade.urbanup.com/35712025. (jade) (238↑, 55↓)Jade: Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Jade is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active. Though she may come off as snobby, she is truly just shy with people. Knowing a Jade is a blessing in your life because once you get her out of her shell, she is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt a Jade's trust because no matter what, she always has your back. Jade is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With her perfection and sweet ways, she is the best friend you could have\! :)That girl is so nice\! She must be a Jade\!
Author: shantaymc http://jade.urbanup.com/50789926. (Jade) (892↑, 716↓)The best guitarist in the world The new word for God"Jade is so Jade damn hot"
Author: Amy http://jade.urbanup.com/6016697. (Jade) (367↑, 255↓)joint (marijuana cigarette)She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.
Author: Nick At Night http://jade.urbanup.com/16181568. (jade) (209↑, 105↓)sexiest girl in the world, very good at giving head, freak in the bed. usually brunette with brown eyes, is attracted to guys with colorful hair and olive toned skin, loves to get down and dirty with her boyfriend, very kinky(loves to be bitten)., straight as can be, totally horny 24/7wow, this girl is sooo jade\!
Author: crazy_bitchesz19 http://jade.urbanup.com/39186899. (jade) (364↑, 265↓)verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue. Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days. 2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her. 3.
Author: Dirt Bag http://jade.urbanup.com/259724710. (jade) (245↑, 154↓)"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous. Also known as Pounamu or greenstone
Author: Jade http://jade.urbanup.com/68483911. (JADE) (70↑, 11↓)Is sassy, fun, sarcastic & stubborn. Has a low tolerance for dumb-asses. Amazing sense of humor.Laughs and smiles at just about everything even if it isn't funny .100% down to earth. Great smile.Likes to make people laugh and smile .Don't be fooled by her name she is not asian. Can be shy at times but I'm not buying it. Acts childish and immature. Is known to be loud & obnoxious in public. Is a boy magnet. Loves indie-pop-techno. Likes to use the F-Word after everything.carol: ohmygod i heard that Jade totally likes Matt is it true Laura: Is that really any of your buisness Carol: yeah everything at this school is my buisness cause im the queen of everybodys buisness Laura: Your stupid and jsut wasting your time you better shut up before Jade makes you cry again (:
Author: Tobiume http://jade.urbanup.com/530585412. (Jade) (77↑, 30↓)A wonderful and sweet girl who is nice to everyone and thinks about others before herself. Always helping her friends and close ones - if you need anything she's there. With a big smile on her face she will brighten up anyones day, wherever she may go. She is like an angel from the skies, if youre in doubt just look in her eyes.-I was having an extremely bad day and everything was boring. But it suddenly changed. -Why? -I met Jade.
Author: Mehnster http://jade.urbanup.com/483541813. (Jade) (171↑, 128↓)Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in [China]. Jade is called [Yu] in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is. Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite). Jade in [New Zealand] is known as [pounamu] in the [Mâori] language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc Jade is also known as a plant ([Crassula ovata], [Crassula portulacea]) of friendship that originated in [South Africa]. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant. Jade is also an [erotic] film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat\! Great Movie\!\!\!"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?" "What the stone or my wife?" "Whatevers the cheapest?" "Hrmm... that would be my wife." Split personality dilemma... JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders. DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
Author: The Moody Poet http://jade.urbanup.com/207462414. (Jade) (66↑, 30↓)Jade is a beautiful stone, colour and nameIs that bowl really made out of Jade? I wouldnt mind a Jade green Prius; pity they are the ugliest car on the planet, but at least there still is a planet Jade is a great name for a great girl and as such should never be given to or used by compulsive liars. Compulsive liars, game players & people who do not care about anything including themselves are now to be known as Tracey Not on [Tracey time] now Jade ...oops sorry, I mean Tracey
Author: Tracey Smiff http://jade.urbanup.com/344003015. (Jade) (63↑, 30↓)A gemstone. A type of plant. A popular girls name. Usually Jades are sensitive and very in touch with their emotions. Very feminine but not afraid to stand up for what they believe in or what they think is right. Jades are very dedicated and commited to their friends. Will always love and trust until they are shown proof to do otherwise. Jades are almost always in a good mood, happy and goofy. Jades have open hearts and open their homes to help others who are in need. Jades are very sexual beings and give their all into pleasing their partner. Jades are very monogamous. Excellent kisser. Very pretty with either bright green or beautiful blue eyes. Light blond or light brown hair.[The bracelet was carved out of Jade.] [Honey, will you please water the Jade?] [What do you want to do tonight? Oh, I don't know, let's call Jade\! She'll think of something fun\!]
Author: wow79 http://jade.urbanup.com/455002216. (Jade) (50↑, 23↓)An amazing girl. Extremly gorgeous usually has guys falling over her left, right and center. Is basically perfect and her flaws very minor. Will stand up for her friends and what she believes in. Very trustworthy.My best friend's such a Jade\!
Author: InsaneRainbow http://jade.urbanup.com/518613617. (Jade) (21↑, 2↓)Jade is a beautiful girl, with amazing hair, sparkling eyes, and a perfect smile. She is the best girlfriend in the world and whoever is her boyfriend should consider themselves very lucky. She always doubt herself when she doesnt need to. Shes beautiful and always will be.I love Jade
Author: iminloveJJH http://jade.urbanup.com/594280218. (Jade) (24↑, 8↓)Jade is a one of a kind girl. She is a girl who is very hard to find. She loves being around people. She is a very friendly girl. She will always be a good friend. She will always be there for her friends Jade loves to do crazy things. She is very fun to be with. Jade is a very outgoing girl, she loves to go places with her family. She is a girl with a lot of expectations in life. She is also a very romantic and beautiful girl. A lot of guys would want to be with her.Jade is wonderful
Author: Hotguy9798 http://jade.urbanup.com/576390319. (Jade) (35↑, 22↓)A green semi precious gemstone, used alot in china. Also a common girls name. A girl who is head strong, makes mistakes but learns from them, is also a very hyperactive person, talks alot. Is faithful and a good friend to all."I would like a Jade gemstone" "That Jade, She's something else"
Author: just some emo girl http://jade.urbanup.com/456501320. (Jade) (12↑, 2↓)She is basically the coolest chick around. She always looks really damnsexy , but has zero self confidence. She ALWAYS sticks up for her friends. She is crazy as hell. She likes sports and p.e at school. She thinks she's dumb, but she's the person you always copy off. People think she's a slut, only coz they're jealous, and coz shes close friends with heaps of guys, but shes not. When she loves someone, she loves someone, and will do anything for them. She's fun to be around. A lot of the time she's sad because life treats her shittily, and she sooo doesn't deserve that. She is the person guys flirt with and are always crushing on and girl whisper to. She is the most amazing person I know.Guy: Omg, did you see Jade, she is such a babe. Girl: Omg Jade is like my bestie
Author: hellishbitch http://jade.urbanup.com/603474621. (jade) (31↑, 22↓)Jade also kown as jadey or babe has these traits:Hot,amazing,one-of-a-kind,cute,mega great at making out with people called matt d,beautiful,best personality. Jade is also an commonly name used for a dancer with blondy/brown hair and fits in perfectly into matt d arms,also has a perfect figure and small feet and hands.matt d loves being with her and and can never wait to see her,and has relevance with the number 17.Greg:"dude, your so lucky to have a jade" Matt:"i know.....i know"
Author: 17thMatt http://jade.urbanup.com/489572422. (Jade) (14↑, 8↓)Name given for a rather short, human female. Jade is quite annoying, but a great friend. She's been known to take your things and hit you, but makes people laugh 24/7. In other words, Jade is a semi-kind, short girl and a really funny person.Man\! i frikin wish i was like Jade\! That was almost as epic as Jade dude\!
Author: mysteriousman58 http://jade.urbanup.com/576026723. (Jade) (7↑, 2↓)Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive.Jade is just such a Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive guy\!
Author: Poohead11223422 http://jade.urbanup.com/597304124. (Jade) (3↑, 0↓)The cute girl who doesn't remember who you are at the start but ends up being the mother to your wine child. incredibly awesome, funny lovely and rad as fck. gets chunddered off a pint. (jade) is the type of 'babe' you wish you were with all the time.(jade)-when i get chunddered i tend to climb up trees ????- pmsl
Author: __B-RAD__ http://jade.urbanup.com/600263325. (Jade) (3↑, 0↓)A very kind and loyal friend, will always tell the truth and a person you don't want to mess with. Wonderful blue eyes and brunette hair. Likes french toast. A person that will always stand behind you no matter what. Couldn't ask for a better friend.You wish you had jade as your friend didn't you?" "Hellz Yeah"
Author: Whatchutalkingboutwillis22 http://jade.urbanup.com/583983826. (jade) (25↑, 23↓)name of a precious stone usually a name given to a female of exotic nature with long dark hair and an infectious personality...mmm sounds hot\!lives life to the fullest and people tend to question mental stability tends to be spontanious...but a very loyal friend with a heart of gold would do anything for her friends."jade is so damn hot"...jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her stilettos up guys assholes
Author: jadagiselle http://jade.urbanup.com/465055127. (Jade) (33↑, 32↓)1) the most amazing name in the UK. 2) mostly associated with brunnete, brown-eyed hotties who are infact, amazing. 3) a precious green gem or a precious girl.person 1: she's called Jade. person 2: NO WAY\! person 1: Meet Jade. person 2: I knew she was hot, i could tell by the name\! person 1: Did you know, Jade is a precious green gem? person 2: Yes, and a precious girl\! (mmm, sounds hot\!)
Author: the.best. http://jade.urbanup.com/464193228. (jade) (6↑, 10↓)the sexyest person in the world.. her best friend is named emily and her step something is emily nicolette\!\!\! she loves guys named matty\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! and hot older guys named zack and paul\!\!\! jade is hot, scrumdillyumpsious and sexyomg thats jade
Author: xobieberloverxo http://jade.urbanup.com/573113629. (Jade) (6↑, 11↓)Jades are backstabbing, attention craving, boyfriend stealing whores. We all know that one Jade who drags her ugly arse around Portadown looking for the dick to munch on. They tend to be obsessed with a man on the first look and won't stop until they at least cut their name into her armJade Adams sucks the [cock] like a motherfucker
Author: hitgirl.com http://jade.urbanup.com/629463530. (Jade) (4↑, 9↓)I believe that the Jade`s name comes from someone with Blonde/red hair sometimes darker. Very Beautiful a good friend. but in a bad case sinario: She can be a Bitch when it tends the need, she can be all around grouchy if she needs, she does like to listen some times but yet she acts like shes not ganna do something but does anyway. ex:"Hey Jade get my pop." she replies "No you get it" but then she gets up and gets it and "acts" like shes not irratated. she also can get addicted to people she loves without noticing it. Most Jades` end up dating some one who starts with: B, G,H,J sometime R. most and more times shown it will be the letter B. Also when you thinks shes not ganna be a back up she ends up in the fight right next to you. she doesnt like fist fights though. when shes gets addicted to someone she acts "motherly" to the "guy or loved one" most Jades` in my records would either be Bi or Lez. Some of the Jades are Random at heart Shy on the outside others are loud and love to meet people.List of Jades that have dated a person with B once with * are most popular. Jade And Brock* Jade And Brandon Jade And Brayden* Jade And Bryce Jade And Brady * Jade And Brad Jade And Bob
Author: Jade\<3Brayden... im Jade xD http://jade.urbanup.com/573748431. (jade) (14↑, 22↓)the one that always follows the crowd. A jade changes toward different people, and doesnt know what she wants. You may think that she's all yours at the start, but then , you follow her like a rollercoaser ride.That jade is always trying to be in all the drama
Author: lalakooks http://jade.urbanup.com/557214032. (jade) (13↑, 21↓)Verb. From the adjective, jaded to become emotionally indifferent, worn. To jade another person; to cause them to become indifferent and cynical, generally rhe result of failed romantic relationships.One woman to another, (discussing a young and innocent guy) "Look how young and innocent he is, no [emotional] [baggage] yet". "I'm going to jade him".
Author: Jenn Phil http://jade.urbanup.com/453122333. (jade) (3↑, 12↓)Jade is a girl who like to suck dingalings and like to play with their vagina and desperate for anyone she could find.Jade Thomas is sexually active my Marquis Davis
Author: Stanky booty boy http://jade.urbanup.com/611014234. (Jade) (0↑, 10↓)Jade wants to fuck George so hard he cums 1000litersJade: Let me fuck you George George: mabey later
Author: mawbbf http://jade.urbanup.com/616537035. (jade) (92↑, 102↓)[talking about that girl with the huge, sexy boobs]omg that girl has such jades
Author: jolly bob http://jade.urbanup.com/259071836. (jade) (67↑, 80↓)sweet,smart girl.NOT a whore\!dirty blond hair,pale skin,quiet.wow jade is so non-whorish
Author: luver of edward http://jade.urbanup.com/393755937. (Jade) (2↑, 21↓)BITCHMe: "The Jade girl is such a Jade."
Author: cockteaze23 http://jade.urbanup.com/602046438. (Jade) (3↑, 23↓)Jade, the name for the 'green' gemstone. Slang for weed or green because jade means green.Afta the rave sit back an bun "jade" [green] [marijuana] [peng] [weed] [skunk]. -Yo can ya get any jade?
Author: Emayex http://jade.urbanup.com/469134439. (jade) (15↑, 57↓)sexy, chunky monkey, lucious, soft, more to love beastmore to love, chunky, jade
Author: JDMI http://jade.urbanup.com/445709740. (Jade) (22↑, 67↓)The definition of being Jade is someone who overeacts about a sexually orientated situation.For example, 'Oh my god, my nipples are erected\!' 'You're such a Jade\!'
Author: SUMMER0123 http://jade.urbanup.com/390577141. (Jade) (23↑, 70↓)Jade \<A girls name\> and a type of girl you don't want to bring home to Mother, Any girl with this name is usually a pretty girl but it's gone straight to her head. She's beautiful and she knows it and uses it to persuaded guys into doing her dirty deads. She's liar but never get caught cause she's been doing it since childhood Usually a "try hard" and always changing to what's in style, never has her own style.. always trying to impress and be the princess in any crowd. She's known to be a great girl in the bedroom and is usually cause she's had LOTS of practice. Usually Bisexual also.Jade is famously known to cheat on every guy she's with and use them. And she wont even tell you if she has a BF or GF or Husband or Wife until it's too late and your in deep and if you the one being cheated on she will have so many lies wrapped around you, you won't even know what's up and what's down, usually unaware of even being lied to cause she's just that good at it. Known as a slut and whore and to have many STD's cause of this and also keeps that a hush secret until it's too late and this is what made her so good in bed but was she worth the risk? Beware and put on 2 rubbers for this Dirty gal. She's that girl in school that everyone hates but is nice to her face cause she's so damn fake and phony nice but everyone knows she's an evil bitch behind the 10 pounds of make up.
Author: Jack-Off-Jackie http://jade.urbanup.com/483411442. (jade) (8↑, 61↓)A cheap slutty whore that only gives a shit about herself and screws everything with a penis.. And also a backstabing 2 timing 2 faced bitch\!Did yu hear what jade did to her "bestie" No? She had sex with the brother.. Jade cheated on me with 7 guys..
Author: fullbar http://jade.urbanup.com/538425243. (Jade) (20↑, 74↓)A young adult player on marapets that is fond of being called an old grandma. (she's totally a pedofile grannie that invites kiddies in with cookies and milk ^_^) She's very fond of using her tag when she posts something on the website. "Grannie// Come chat I have cookies\!\!" is usually how it goes down in her lovingly family known as ReC, where everyone bows down to her like she owns a cookie factory with free giveaways. She is apparently all knowing and very popular (although, a dog with 6 legs could be popular too, couldn't it?) She also thinks she's amazing at graphics when everyone just says she is to be nice. Who wants to upset an old Grannie? Of course, they would feel guilty if they gave her a heart attack... or him.Everyone gotta love them old ladies with acne and big pretty canes. "Grannie Jade of ReC, do you have any cookies n milk for us 2day? ^___^\!\!11one\jade" "I sure do. Come look in my fridge."
Author: sdhjkshfjkdhfhjdhfhjd http://jade.urbanup.com/419142944. (Jade) (67↑, 123↓)the most hamazing person in the world perfect and matt t can definiatly not live without her ahamazingly hot and beautiful the hottest girl in rms I LOVE HER TO DEATH\<33333333"Matt your so luckey to be going out with jade"
Author: jadelover http://jade.urbanup.com/277153545. (Jade) (19↑, 78↓)a dumb stuck up bitch, fame has gotten to her little slutty head, all she'll do is use you then fuck you over like you're the shit on her shoes.that girl is sucha prostitute\! that girl is sucha [jade]
Author: hhljnf http://jade.urbanup.com/509744746. (Jade) (27↑, 91↓)means to be jealous or envious of one another."Jade of my steeze?" "Wow, im jade of that niggas girl."
Author: SpecialK21 http://jade.urbanup.com/322671447. (Jade) (17↑, 82↓)A super fantastic individual who is knowm to be the suga dadday of Carlos, who's entire surface area is not nearly half the size of her industrial schlong.Golly whiz, Batman, I wish I was as neat-o as Jade; she totally pwns Carlos, her baby mama.
Author: The Interrupter\! http://jade.urbanup.com/332099648. (Jade) (61↑, 126↓)The illiterate, word-producing, biracial butterfly from America's Next Top Model Cycle Six who receives more eye rolls than compliments on the runway from the judges. The most entertaining aspect of cycle six due to her arrogance and irrationality towards others.Jade: Etcetera is spelled e-x-c-e-t-r-a. [The rumors of Jade's inability to pronounce and spell words is confirmed and can now be added to the list of hilarious things we love about her.]
Author: Milkwasabadchoice http://jade.urbanup.com/192352149. (Jade) (17↑, 105↓)A common stig of the dump. Usually has short dark brown hair with green skin and purple eyes.'Jade is such a stig.' 'There's always a horrible smell when Jade is around.'
Author: Cba. http://jade.urbanup.com/241622950. (Jade) (18↑, 119↓)In the UK, universally refers to [Jade Goody], a runner-up on the reality TV show "Big Brother". Despite being apparently slow-witted, devoid of general knowledge and lacking in classical beauty, Goody has since made millions of pounds by appearing in celebrity magazines, diet videos (although it later transpired she had lost weight through liposuction) and the 2007 "Celebrity Big Brother", in which her reputation was severely damaged following alleged racism towards an Indian contestant. Goody is something of a [chav] icon, proving that you can be a success in today's Britain despite having no talent, beauty or, in fact, any other endearing qualities.Did you hear that Jade's pregnant again? Wonder who the father is this time?
Author: Zog The Undeniable http://jade.urbanup.com/2265507Related: afi, davey, slut, whore, adam, bitch, davey havok, hunter, jaded, a fire inside, big brother, hussy, jade goody, jade puget, awesome, floozy, girl, goody, hot, jadey, adam carson, a.f.i., asian, bimbo, gorgeous, gross, hello, jada, jady, jezebel, love, prostitute, puget, retard, sex, sexy, skank, stone, wench, alcoholLast updated: 2012.03.01
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